|Posted by george on January 30, 2012 at 7:55 AM||comments (1)|
To all parents OR parents-to-be.....
*A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to
see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he
saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre ofthe pillow. It
was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he ...Read Full Post »
|Posted by george on September 1, 2011 at 9:45 AM||comments (2)|
A man who makes caskets was on his way to deliver one of the coffins
when his car broke down.
Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading
to his destination.
Some policemen saw him and wanted to mak...Read Full Post »
|Posted by george on June 15, 2011 at 5:00 AM||comments (0)|
Tom did like he always does,kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to
sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a white robe
standing in front of his bed.
"What the hel...Read Full Post »
|Posted by george on April 27, 2011 at 2:51 AM||comments (0)|
Nakubukaga ire time ya first nirikuona niriskia ku-fry, ju stomach yagu irikuwa imejaa butterfry
Niripona hiyo smair, nika vow nirazima nigekufanya uwe wa mine
Na iigawaje nirikuwa wordress, ee breathress nirisema nirazima nige try ku repress ,negativety ndio niku address, ee kuku impress
Na yenyewe sio mimi tu nirikua nime kuona…madugu wa...Read Full Post »
|Posted by george on April 19, 2011 at 7:27 AM||comments (0)|
The one thing that SPURred you to choose her is the fact that you were HOT on several rounds of TOTS
You choose her because of her young age after she showed some potential six years ago, but ever since she has been a non-performer on all fronts and you think about ditching her all the time…even after hiring some ...Read Full Post »
|Posted by george on March 7, 2011 at 5:54 AM||comments (0)|
the Kenyan has evolved over the years…it has been so random and overhauling that we would no longer be called our fathers sons if the saying, “like father like son” was to be taken seriously here are the differences why
the 1970’s Kenyan man
He was manly enough….he doesn’t cry
He did not do pedicures and manicures
He wore no pinkshirts
He wore no tight jeans
Perfume was never in his vocabu...Read Full Post »
|Posted by george on February 1, 2011 at 5:42 AM||comments (0)|
sukuma-kiwi is not one word but two meaning a type of Kenyan food that Kenyans feast on the last week of the month before there salaries for the month are paid…it literary stretches ones small budget though to pay day
Every broke Kenyan will most likely live on the east on tom Mboya Street and every well to do will live on the other side…south be folks are just people in transition or just confused folks
yoles actually means kayole and not...Read Full Post »
|Posted by george on January 4, 2011 at 6:12 AM||comments (1)|
Dear Sir/ Madam
I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and wish to apply for the replacement of the dead manager.
Each time I apply for employment I am told there is no vacancy but on this one, I have caught you red handed coz I even attended the funeral and all burial proceedings and made sure that he was truly dead before applying. I can remember you saying on the funeral that he will be very difficult to replace, meaning there is no one...Read Full Post »
|Posted by george on December 20, 2010 at 12:46 AM||comments (0)|
Probably you are bored, stressed today, even heart-broken or in a foul mood….do not despair because I have brought you a solution to all your problems for today…what am promising you is relief for a moment but for the rest of your life please work that out your self
what am providing for you are locations and situations which you have to go to experience the following situations first hand, be aware though that you might wet your pantsin the process and for that I beg ...Read Full Post »
|Posted by george on December 7, 2010 at 1:56 AM||comments (2)|
IT IS NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT THAT HAPPENED IN NAIROBI u must read this..........
A KIKUYU man walks into a bank in NAIROBI City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for four weeks and needs to borrow KSH 5,000.
...Read Full Post »