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To all parents OR parents-to-be.....

 *A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to

see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he

saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre ofthe pillow. It

was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he ...

A  man who makes caskets was on his way to deliver one of the coffins

when his car broke down.

Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading

to his destination.

Some policemen saw him and wanted to mak...

Tom did like he always does,kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to

sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a white robe

standing in front of his bed.   

"What the hel...

Nakubukaga ire time ya first nirikuona niriskia ku-fry, ju stomach yagu irikuwa imejaa butterfry

Niripona hiyo smair, nika vow  nirazima nigekufanya uwe wa mine

Na iigawaje nirikuwa wordress, ee breathress nirisema nirazima nige try ku repress ,negativety ndio niku address, ee kuku impress

Na yenyewe sio mimi tu nirikua nime kuona…madugu wa...

Totenham  hotspurs

The one thing that SPURred you to choose her is the fact that you were HOT on several rounds of TOTS

Arsenal

You choose her because of her young age after she showed some potential six years ago, but ever since she has been a non-performer on all fronts and you think about ditching her all the time…even after hiring some ...

the Kenyan has evolved over the years…it has been so random and overhauling that we would no longer be called our fathers sons if the saying, “like father like son” was to be taken seriously here are the differences why

the  1970’s Kenyan man

He was manly enough….he doesn’t cry

He did not do pedicures and manicures

 He wore no pinkshirts

He wore no tight jeans

Perfume was never in his vocabu...

sukuma-kiwi  is not one word but two meaning a type of Kenyan food that Kenyans feast on the last week of the month before there salaries for the month are paid…it literary stretches ones small budget though to pay day

Every broke Kenyan will most likely live on the east on tom Mboya Street and every well to do will live on the other side…south be folks are just people in transition or just confused folks

yoles actually means kayole and not...

Dear Sir/ Madam

I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and wish to apply for the replacement of the dead manager.

Each time I apply for employment I am told there is no vacancy but on this one, I have caught you red handed coz I even attended the funeral and all burial proceedings and made sure that he was truly dead before applying. I can remember you saying on the funeral that he will be very difficult to replace, meaning there is no one...

Probably you are bored, stressed today, even heart-broken or in a foul mood….do not despair because I have brought you a solution to all your problems for today…what am promising you is relief for a moment but for the rest of your life please work that out your self

what am providing for you are locations and situations  which you have to go to experience the following situations first hand, be aware though that you might wet your pantsin the process and for that I beg ...

IT IS NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT THAT HAPPENED IN NAIROBI            u must read this..........

                         'KIKUYU  MIND'

A KIKUYU man walks into a bank in NAIROBI City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for four weeks and needs to borrow KSH 5,000.

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