mwakenya

sukuma-kiwi  is not one word but two meaning a type of Kenyan food that Kenyans feast on the last week of the month before there salaries for the month are paid…it literary stretches ones small budget though to pay day

Every broke Kenyan will most likely live on the east on tom Mboya Street and every well to do will live on the other side…south be folks are just people in transition or just confused folks

yoles actually means kayole and not some plush neighborhood n Karen

rundasville is actually gachie and not an estate in runda

karenview is actually that dusty town of rongai

rongai, githurai, rwaka, rongai, kitengela, ngong are not in nairobi

Most clothes in boutiques actually come from down town gikomba and not from Paris

Most merchants in gikomba actually make more money than most of the employed in upper hill…if you think not then why does my banker buddy tell me that most depositors are women with sacks full of cash while most withdrawals are by suited up men in branches in upper hill

Most people who party in westie are actually from Eastlando…if you think not then why is there such an exodus on people from westie to tao in the mornings?

Most mature folk in Kenya don’t do facebook, they do twitter

Dandora is actually safer than langata….why steal from your neighbor, he might be having a bigger gun than yours?

a shaggz modos is more likely to become a millionaire that this tao shezi-types

Every Kenyan man has received an e-mail from some Senegalese damsel in distress who wants to get married in order to split her fathers property running into millions

Every Kenyan girl who claims to be 23 years old is actually 32 while every one who claims to be 32 is actually 23