mwakenya

everyone wants out of the ghetto life….not with all the goodies in the land of “milk and honey” where things are just easy….am not saying it is bad desiring the good things in life, no….am just saying the ghetto too has its good side, the kind off goodness that most people overlook when they dream about the how the rich live….here are some reasons why I am saying this

Get every food available at the right potions and temperature

it is only in the ghetto where you will find hot mandazi, mokimo and fish balls for ten bob a piece…some rich chap may either have to order in food or sleep on an empty stomach at 10.00 in the night

Pay house cheaply

living in the ghetto is just perfect for an underweight pocket…at just 500 you have yourself a room….sure may have earthy floors and all but as long as you are renting like me…mind your own bees wax coz you are no better

get nice phone and other accessories easy

in the ghetto you can get yourself that Google ideos phone at 2000 negotiable…sure its (stolen) recycled, but isn’t redistribution of wealth good for the country

Get electricity after only one down payment for life

it is only in the ghetto that you pay once for a life time of power supply…cook with it or even eat it its free all the way

Don’t need to buy a radio or TV

in the ghetto there is always some thing happening somewhere….you will always be kept entertained…besides  if you really have to watch tv you can actually, from the comfort of your own house….of course through the wall to your neighbors great wall tv

Always secure

people are always afraid of the ghetto like it’s a monster or something…but they do not know that ghetto are really safe, why steal from your neighbor who may be having a bigger gun than yours or get beat by the eager guys who are always ready and willing to end their frustration with yourlife

Creamy milk available

It is only in the ghetto that you find fresh milk…by fresh I don’t mean the word on dairy milk packets on display at a supermarket…with all the cows goats etc you are sure to quench all the milk thirst you have , and I mean full cream milk

Get clothing easy

In the ghetto you will sure get cheap mutumba’s for 50bob…stolen recycled ones are also readily available

Good genuine stories

in the ghetto there are hang joints called “baze yamaboys”...for those of you who don’t know it is where young men sit relax and enjoy stories….i am telling you in the ghetto there are really good storos especially prison ones

Real friends

in order for you to survive you have to have friends in the ghetto….when that time comes( and it comes more often) when you onions but nocooking fat  what do you do?...

No obesity here

in the ghetto you can get malaria and  typhoid but you will never be obese…..it justcomes with the territory my friend when you don’t have a car to drop and pick you at the door step