|Posted by george on December 20, 2010 at 12:46 AM|
Probably you are bored, stressed today, even heart-broken or in a foul mood….do not despair because I have brought you a solution to all your problems for today…what am promising you is relief for a moment but for the rest of your life please work that out your self
what am providing for you are locations and situations which you have to go to experience the following situations first hand, be aware though that you might wet your pantsin the process and for that I beg to absolve myself of any such liability arising
Location 1: central park
Nairobi’s central park situated adjacent to Serena hotel and along uhuru highway is one such location that will make your day…not because of the nyayo rungu that is its land mark but the countless couples in its wake who sorry to say cant keep their lips to themselves and would be seen kissing each other openly…let me say for the recode that Africans should NEVER kiss in public because it never comes out as perfectly as it does in soap operas and many make fools of them selves making laugh your lugs out in the processes
Locations 2: Kenya cinema, Bata Hilton
the above spots are known are pick up places where couplesmeet to go out for dates…the funny side with this locations is that you willspot two or three heart throbs getting jittery, nervous, impatient andoccasionally mad when there better half get late…its not fun when you are in there positions but its loads offun when you are a third party to this events…once in a while there could besome drama when the one of the love birds gets really worked up and walks away
Location 3: nakumatt lifestyle
go to nakumatt lifestyle and probably any other mall on weekends and holidays and try walking to the many food courts in this location….my bet is that you will not be able to even walk around since there are thousands of younglings spotting funny fashion outfits trying to get hooked up to girls…its like high school all again, get a spot if you can at this jointand wait to get entertained
Situation 1: hawkers and kanjo askaris around town
Have you ever bought stuff from hawkers in the city centre and just about when the transaction is about to be completed kanjo askaris arrive….if it’s your first day you will probably be stunned but if you are used to it you will probably laugh it off as you ran after your seller to get your change
Location 4: Cyber cafes
go to any cyber café around town and especially the ones that are high tech…yes those ones that have ear and mouth pieces where guys usually skype…I once sat next to this gal who was talking to this German boyfriend and the conversation gets so exiting to the extent that she talked allloud and let me say forgot everyone was watching and listening..Some minutes later another chic sat on the other side and started bonding with some 70 year old guka…what was actually funny is that you hear love birdss laughing at stuff that is not actually funny
Location 5: Luna Park
Luna Park situated just beside Uhuru Parkis a really funny place…if adults making fun of themselves screaming at rollercoasters tickles your funny bone….
do you have any more suggestions?